我一次也沒有抓住過。
One day a traveling salesman was driving down a back country road at about 30 mph when he noticed that there was a three-legged chicken running alongside his car.
He stepped on the gas but at 50 miles per hour. The chicken was still keeping up. After about a mile of running the chicken ran up a farm lane and into a barn behind an old farm house.
The salesman had some time to kill so he turned around and drove up the farm lane. He knocked at the door and when the farmer answered he told him what he had just seen.
The farmer said that he was a geneticist and had developed this breed of chicken because he, his wife and his son each like a drumstick when they have chicken and this way they only have to kill one chicken.
"That''s the most fantastic thing I've ever heard," said the salesman. "How do they taste?"
"I don't know," said the farmer. "We've never caught one."
有一天,一個旅行推銷員以時速30英里的速度開車去一個小鎮子,忽然他發現有一只三條腿的小雞在他的車旁奔跑。
他猛踩了一下油門,時速達到了每小時50英里,可是那只小雞依然沒被他的車落下。跑了很久之后,那只小雞穿過農場的田間小路,最后跑進了農場一間舊房子后面的雞籠里。
那個旅行推銷員看時間還早,就把車也開進了農場的田間小路。他敲了那間舊房子的門,并把他看到的一切都告訴了來開門的那個農場主。
農場主告訴旅行推銷員,他是一名遺傳學者,他培育出這種三條腿的雞,是因為他和妻子,還有他們的兒子,都喜歡吃雞腿。培育出這種三條腿的雞,當他們全家吃雞的時候,只需要殺死一只雞,就可以每個人都能吃到一個雞腿了。
“這是我聽過最奇妙的想法了”,旅行推銷員說,“它的味道怎么樣?”
“我不知道,”農場主說,“我一次也沒有抓住過?！?/p>
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