Married four times
Two ladies were hanging out together and one was depressed. "What's wrong?" The depressed one replied, "I've been married four times and every one of my husbands has passed away." The other lady asked, "What did they used to do?" The depressed lady replied, "Well, my first husband was a millionaire, the second was a magician, the third was an evangelist(福音傳道者), and the fourth was a mortician(殯儀業(yè)者)." And the other said, "Oh, I see, one for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, and four to go……
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