為什么新郎穿黑衣服 雙語笑話
為什么新郎穿黑衣服
Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother, "Why is the bride dressed in white?"
"Because white is the color of happiness, and today is the happiest day of her life."
The child thought about this for a moment, then said, "So why is the groom wearing black?"
第一次參加婚禮，一個(gè)小女孩對(duì)她媽媽耳語，為什么新娘穿白衣服呢？
因?yàn)榘咨笳餍腋＃裉焓撬簧凶钚腋５娜兆印?BR>這個(gè)小孩子想了一會(huì)兒說，怪不得新郎穿黑色衣服。
本文地址：http://www.autochemexpert.com/writing/humor/30999.html
相關(guān)文章
-
Elderly Joke(10)
An 85-year-old widow went on a blind date with a 90-year-old man. When she returned to her daughter‘s house later that night，she seemed upset.“What happened，Mother？”the daughter asked.“I had...
2018-12-29 英語笑話 -
這是為你的葬禮準(zhǔn)備的。
An elderly man lay dying in his bed. In death's agony, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favorite chocolate chip cookies wafting up the stairs. He gathered his rema...
2018-11-29 英語笑話 -
Presents To Mother
Presents To Mother There was a woman who had three sons. When they had grown up the sons left home went out on their own and prospered years later. Getting back togeth...
2018-11-21 英語笑話 -
如何檢驗(yàn)自我通道--雙語幽默漫畫
"When my ego senses potential damage,the air bags are deployed!"當(dāng)我的自我測(cè)道潛在損壞時(shí)，這些氣球就膨脹了。 更多 英語笑話 英語小笑話 英文笑話 英語幽默小故事 相關(guān)文章和資...
2018-10-30 英語笑話 -
英語幽默精讀【4】What Grade
Kristin,, my 17-year-old niece, had just gotten her driver's license and offered to take her mom's car to the gas station. She pulled up to the full-service pumps, and the attendant asked, "Wh...
2019-01-07 英語笑話 -
Classic humour stories(21)
Camera On our way to a wedding in Vermont, my husband and I realized we had forgotten our camera. We stopped at a general store and, hoping to purchase a cheap, disposable model. Sal asked...
2019-01-06 英語笑話 -
雙語笑話 最好的報(bào)復(fù)
When a man steals your wife,there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.當(dāng)一個(gè)男人偷走你老婆時(shí)，最好的報(bào)復(fù)就是讓他留著她。 更多 英語笑話、英語小笑話...
2018-11-28 英語笑話 -
Classic humour stories(10)
Imitate Birds A man tried to get a job in a stage show. "What can you do？" asked the producer. "Imitate birds," the man said. "Are you kidding？" answered the producer, "People like that...
2019-01-04 英語笑話
