雙語(yǔ)笑話:Proposal 求婚
Proposal
An enormously wealthy 65-year-old man falls in love with a young woman in her twenties and is contemplating a proposal.
"Do you think she'd marry me if I tell her I'm 45?" he asked a friend.
"Your chances are better," said the friend, "if you tell her you're 90."
求婚
一位非常健康的65歲老人愛上了一位20多歲的年輕姑娘，老人正計(jì)劃求婚。
“如果我告訴她我45歲，你說(shuō)她會(huì)嫁給我嗎？”老人問他的朋友。
“如果你告訴她你90歲，你成功的概率會(huì)更高?！迸笥汛鸬?
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