外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹47：可憐的本 (中英)
Prior to the World Championships in Rome, Ben Johnson was asked whether he would prefer a gold medal or a world record. He said that he would prefer a gold medal because, "no one can ever take it away from me.”
有人在本·詹姆士在羅馬獲得世界冠軍之前問他，是愿意選擇金牌還是世界紀錄，他的回答是寧愿選擇金牌，理由是:“不會有人把金牌再從我這里拿走。”
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