雙語笑話 和平
Once God came up to me and granted me a wish.
I asked for world peace. That's impossible, he said.
Then I asked him to give you brains. He said, Let me try world peace.
有一次上帝來到我面前答應了我一個愿望。
我說我要世界和平。“那是不可能的”他說。
然后我請讓你變聰明。他說：“你還是讓我試試讓世界和平吧。”
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