英語笑話：心不在焉的教授
導語：笑話讓人快樂^_^中西方人的笑點不一樣，也許你覺得捧腹大笑的笑話，老外也許還納悶中：“很好笑嗎？”老外笑的掉淚的笑話，我們也許覺得“好冷”。歸根到底就是中西文化的不同，所以呢，看笑話也能學到知識喲(*^__^*)……下面就隨英語笑話小編一起來欣賞這則英語笑話吧(*^__^*) ……
The Absent-Minded Professor
The absent-minded professor shouted, “Kate, come to the blackboard！”
Another student says, “Kate is absent,”
“Silent! Let Kate speak for herself.”The professor replied.
心不在焉的教授
粗心的教授大聲地喊道：“凱特，到黑板前面來！”
另外一個學生說：“教授，凱特沒來。”
“別說話，讓凱特自己講。”
英語 笑話
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