英語笑話：終身保修
導(dǎo)語：笑話讓人快樂^_^中西方人的笑點(diǎn)不一樣，也許你覺得捧腹大笑的笑話，老外也許還納悶中：“很好笑嗎？”老外笑的掉淚的笑話，我們也許覺得“好冷”。歸根到底就是中西文化的不同，所以呢，看笑話也能學(xué)到知識喲(*^__^*)……下面就隨英語笑話小編一起來欣賞這則英語笑話吧(*^__^*) ……
Lifetime WarrantyAfter burying his mother nine months later, a client of the local mortuary finally had enough money topurchase the expensive coffin his mother originally wanted. So we exhumed the body and transferred his deceased mother into the new steel casket.
“What’s so special about this coffin?” I asked the funeral director.
He replied, “It has a lifetime warranty.”
終身保修
在將母親下葬9個(gè)月后，當(dāng)?shù)貧泝x館的一個(gè)客戶終于攢夠了錢去買那副他早就相中的價(jià)值不菲的棺材了。他把母親的棺材挖了出來，將尸體轉(zhuǎn)移到了那副新的鋼制棺材中。 “這副棺材有什么特別？”，我問葬禮的承辦人。他回答說，“這種棺材終生保修”。 「外語*教育網(wǎng)編輯整理 」
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