雙語笑話 情人節(jié)的夢(mèng)
One night just before Valentine's Day a woman had a lovely dream about a beautiful necklace.
When she woke up, she told her husband, "I just dreamt that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine's day. What do you think it could mean?"
"You'll find out on Valentine's Day." he said with a knowing smile.
On Valentine's Day, the man gave his delighted wife a beautifully wrapped package.
Excitedly, she opened it, only to find a book entitled "The Meaning of Dreams".
情人節(jié)前一天，一個(gè)女人做了個(gè)項(xiàng)鏈的夢(mèng)。
當(dāng)她醒來，她和她丈夫說：“我剛夢(mèng)到你情人節(jié)給了我一根珍珠項(xiàng)鏈。你說那是什么含義呢？”。
“到情人節(jié)那天你就會(huì)知道了。”他笑著說。
情人節(jié)那天，男人給了他老婆一個(gè)禮盒。
她很興奮地打開，看到的卻是一本書，書名是《夢(mèng)的解析》。
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