老外如何辨別中國人3
31.You spit bones and other food scraps on the table.That"s why you need the vinyl tablecloth. 你把骨頭和其他雜碎吐在桌子上, 所以你必須有抹布. (沒吐在紙巾上的后果, 老外真是浪費...)
32.You have stuff in the freezer since the beginning of time. 你的電冰箱存著一萬年前的食物.
33.You use the dishwasher as a dish rack. 你把洗碗機當碗櫥
34.You have never used your dishwasher. 你從來沒用過你的洗碗機.
35.You keep a Thermos of hot water available at all times. 你有一個熱水瓶里面永遠裝著熱水. (自來水不是人人都喝得慣的~~~)
36.You eat all meals in the kitchen. 你在廚房吃飯.
37.You save grocery bags,tin foil,and tin containers. 你把用過的塑料袋, 錫紙和錫盤留著.
38.You have a piano in your living room. 你客廳里有一架鋼琴. (管他會不會彈, 看起來倍兒有面子)
39.You pick your teeth at the dinner table (but you cover your mouth).你會在餐桌上剔牙, 但手遮著嘴.
40.You twirl your pen around your fingers. 你會轉筆
41.You hate to waste food. 你討厭浪費食物. (沒去過大陸餐館吃過飯的老外, 唉...)
42.You have Tupperware in your fridge with three bites of rice or one leftover chicken wing.你冰箱里有三口剩飯和一只雞翼.
43.You don"t own any real Tupperware -only a cupboard full of used but carefully rinsed margarine tubs,takeout containers,and jam jars. 你家里沒有任何家用塑料制品,只有一櫥子洗過再拿來用的油瓶,飯盒和醬壇子。
44.You also use the jam jars as drinking glasses. 你把果醬瓶當水杯用. (這條, 偶沒見過)
45.You have a collection of miniature shampoo bottles that you take every time you stay in a hotel. 你有收集旅館免費洗發水瓶子的愛好
46.You carry a stash of your own food whenever you travel (travel means any car ride longer than 15 minutes).These snacks are always dried and include dried plums,mango,ginger,and squid. 你每次外出(超過十五分鐘的那種)都會帶著你的零食:干芒果, 李子或烤魷魚.
47.You wash your rice at least 2-3times before cooking it. 你會洗2-3次米.
48.Your dad thinks he can fix everything himself. 你爸以為自己可以修任何東西.
49.The dashboard of your Honda is covered by hundreds of small toys. 你的車子里堆了無數玩偶.
50.You don"t use measuring cups. 你不用量杯
51.You beat eggs with chopsticks. 你用筷子打雞蛋.
52.You have a teacup with a cover on it. 你有一個有蓋的茶杯. (茶壺嘛~~~)
53.You always look phone numbers up in the phone book,since calling information。你總是在電話本上查電話號碼。
54.You only make long distance calls after 11pm. 你只在11點后打長途. (免費美國國內, 中國不知什么時候才有, 有競爭果然還是件好事, bs中國電信)
55.If you are male,you clap at something funny and if you are female,you giggle whilst placing a hand over your mouth.如果你是位男性,你會對好玩的東西鼓掌,如果你是位女性,你會捂著嘴咯咯的笑(笑不露齒嘛)
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