每日一笑：The Careless Mother(7.3)
Tommy tore his trousers while climbing a tree. His mother told him to take them off so that she could mend them. "And you can stay in your room until dinner time," she said.
A little while later, she heard a noise in the garden. Thinking that Tommy had disobeyed her, she called out: "You bad boy, are you running out there without any trousers?"
A man's deep voice came from the side of the house:" No, madam.
I've just come to clean you windows."
粗心的媽媽
湯米爬樹時把褲子掛壞了。他的媽媽讓他把褲子脫下來以便她能把它縫好。“所以你只能待在你的屋子里，直到吃晚飯的時候。”
不一會兒，花園里傳來一片嘈雜聲。他媽媽以為是湯米沒有聽她的話，
于是就喊道：“你這個不聽話的孩子，是不是沒穿褲子就跑到那兒去了。”
這時一個低沉的男聲從房子的另一側傳來，“不是，太太，我只是來給您清洗窗戶。”
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