英語幽默小故事帶翻譯：Excuse 借口（中英雙語）
70.Excuse
70.借口
Knowing my husband's habit of sampling everything I bake，I left a note on a dozen mince tarts reading:"Counted—one dozen."When I returned，two tarts had disappeared, and the note had been altered to read:"Think metric.”
我丈夫有個習(xí)慣，凡是我燒烤的東西，他都要認(rèn)真檢查清點(diǎn)。一次，我做了12個餡餅。臨走，我在旁邊留了個條子，“已數(shù)好—一打.”等我回來時，我發(fā)現(xiàn)少了兩個餅，而且條子上多了一行字:“按公制法計(jì)算。”
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