英語幽默小故事帶翻譯：Ripe old age 成熟的年齡（中英雙語）

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69.Ripe old age

69.成熟的年齡

When my great-grandfather became a centenarian，a newspaper reporter asked him how he felt. "Fine，"Grandpa replied. "In fact，I get around better now than I did a hundred years ago.”

我曾祖父百歲的時侯，一位記者問他感受如何。“很好，”曾祖父說:“事實上，我現在的活動范圍要比一百年前大多了。”

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