英語(yǔ)幽默小故事帶翻譯：Qualification 稱職（中英雙語(yǔ)）
1. QUALIFICATION
1.稱職
" What makes you think you're qualified to be a nightwatchmah?"asked the personnel director.
一位人事經(jīng)理問(wèn)一位求職者:“你怎么就覺(jué)得你能勝任值夜班的工作呢?”
"Well;,for one thing,"replied the job applicant, "I'm a real light sleeper.”
求職者說(shuō):“噢，有一點(diǎn)我敢肯定，我睡覺(jué)很徑。”
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