英語沙龍-開心樂園-17

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Fresh RicherA fresh richer is purchasing coffin in the store for the death．A person asks him：“Which one is better？”He says：“Of course the zinc1)－filled is more durable2)，but the wooden is helpful to the health．”新貴一個新貴在墓葬品商店選購他死時要用的棺材，有人問他：“最好買哪一種？”他說：“鍍鋅的棺材當然比較耐用，但木制棺材有益于健康。” NOTE 注釋：1. zinc n. 鋅 vt. 涂鋅于.2. durable adj. 持久的, 耐用的

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