聰明的回答
Teacher: Stone , give me three reasons why you know the Earth to be round.
Stone: Ma says so, Pa says so,and you says so !
三條理由
老師：斯通，說出三條理由來證明地球是圓的。
斯通：媽媽是這樣說的，爸爸是這樣說的，你也是這樣說的！ A clever answer
Betty: Black hens are more clever than white ones, are’t they?
Letty: How do you know?
Betty: Well, the black hens can lay white eggs, but the white hens can’t lay black ones.
聰明的回答
貝特：黑母雞比白母雞聰明多了，不是嗎？
萊特：你怎么知道？
貝特：嗯，黑母雞會下白蛋，但是白母雞卻不會下黑蛋。
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