英語沙龍-開心樂園-18

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The reds or the greens？Two apples up in a tree were looking down on the world．The first apple said，“Look at all those people fighting，robbing，rioting －－no one seems willing to get along with his fellow man．Some day we apples will be the only ones left．Then we'll rule the world．”Replied the second apple，“Which of us －－the reds or the greens？”紅的還是綠的？樹上的兩只蘋果俯瞰著世界。第一只蘋果說：“瞧瞧這些人吧，爭斗、搶劫、騷亂——似乎就沒有人愿意與別的人好好相處。總有一天，我們蘋果就會成為世上惟一的幸存者。到那時我們就將統治世界。”第二只蘋果回答說：“我們中的哪些呢——紅的還是綠的？”本文無注釋

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