那么一個(gè)季度通行證需要多少錢？
A new dorm rule was announced.
新宿舍規(guī)范出臺(tái)了。
“The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, so too the male dormitory to the female students.
“女生宿舍將全面謝絕男生的光顧，男生宿舍也同樣不得進(jìn)入女生。”
"Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time."
"不論是誰(shuí)，一旦違規(guī)，初犯將被罰款20美元。”
"Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $60."
"第二次違規(guī)者要被罰款60美元。"
"Being caught a third time will incur a hefty fine of $180. Are there any questions?"
第三次被抓住需要交180美元的罰款。還有什么疑問(wèn)沒(méi)有?”
"At this, a male student in the crowd inquires, “Er... How much for a season pass?"
"這時(shí)人群中一個(gè)男同學(xué)問(wèn)訊道，“那么一個(gè)季度通行證需要多少錢？”
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