但是你知道政客們就喜歡撒謊。
A bus load of politicians were driving down a country road when all of a sudden the bus ran off the road and crashed into a tree in an old farmer's field. The old farmer after seeing whathappened went over to investigate. He then proceeded to dig a load of holes and buried all the politicians.
一輛滿(mǎn)載政客的大汽車(chē)在鄉(xiāng)間路上行駛，突然偏離大陸，撞到一棵樹(shù)上。這棵樹(shù)正長(zhǎng)在一位老年農(nóng)民的地里。農(nóng)民看見(jiàn)發(fā)生事故就跑去看看情況。最后農(nóng)民挖了一個(gè)大坑，把所有的政客都埋了。
A few days later, the local sheriff came out, saw the crashed bus, and then asked the old farmer, "Were they ALL dead?" The old farmer replied, "Well, some of them said they weren't, but you know how them politicians lie."
幾天后，當(dāng)?shù)乜h治安官來(lái)到這里，看見(jiàn)被撞壞的汽車(chē)，問(wèn)這位老農(nóng)民：“‘所有人’都死了？” 老農(nóng)民回答說(shuō)：“呃...有些人說(shuō)他們還活著，但是你知道政客們就喜歡撒謊?！?/p>
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