第94期雙語笑話加練習題 叫我好找（1）
Once upon a time, there was a man who always forgot things. One day, he went out with his little son. He was so happy that he put the son ride his neck.
After a time, he suddenly thought of his son, he asked people: "Have you seen my child?"
One of his villagers laughed and said: "Don't you know he is on your neck?"
Hearing this, the man took down his son from his neck, he was so angry that he hit the son on the face, then shouted: "I have told you not to go here and there. Where did you go just now?"
Notes:
(1) think of想起
(2) hearing this聽到這話。這是個分詞短語，相當于一個表示時間的狀語從句，即：When he heard this.
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