您的衣服燒著了
In class,the teacher, with his back leaning against the stove,said to the
students,"Before you speak, you should think and count to at least 50,and for
important matters to 100."
No sooner had the teacher stopped talking than the students began to count.
At last all the students shouted together,"1...98,99,100. teacher, your
clothes are on fire."
在課堂上，老師背對(duì)著壁爐，對(duì)學(xué)生們說(shuō)：“在說(shuō)話之前，你要先想好，然后至少數(shù)到50
，重要的事情要數(shù)到100再說(shuō)。”
老師話音剛落，學(xué)生們就開始數(shù)數(shù)。
最后所有的學(xué)生都一起大聲說(shuō)：“……98，99，100。老師，您的衣服燒著了。”
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