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        雙語笑話 吃雞蛋

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        Teacher: Walter, why don't you wash your face? I can see what you had for breakfast this morning.
        Walter: What was it?
        Teacher: Eggs.
        Walter: Wrong. That was yesterday.老師:沃爾特,你為什么不洗臉?我看得出你今天早飯吃了什么。
        沃爾特:我吃了什么?
        老師:雞蛋。
        沃爾特:錯了,老師。那是昨天吃的。



                                                                   

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