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        爆笑英語幽默笑話精110:How To Do It怎樣做(英漢雙語笑話)

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        110.How To Do It

        110.怎樣做

        A schoolgirl was sitting with her feet stretched far out into the aisle,and was busily chewing gum,when the teacher espied her.

        一個女生坐在座位上,嘴里拼命地嚼著口香糖,腳還伸到過道里,被老師給看見了。

        “Katei”called the teacher sharply.

        “凱特!”老師大聲地叫她。

        "Yes,sir?”questioned the girl.

        “怎么了,老師?”這個女孩問道。

        "Take that gum out of your mouth and put you feet in !”

        “把口香糖從嘴里拿出來,把你的腳放進去!”

         

         

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