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        美女的頭腦是用來工作的

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             A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all work at the same office for a female boss who always goes home early.

            "Hey, girls," says the brunette, "let's go home early tomorrow. She'll never know."

            So the next day, they all leave right after the boss does. The brunette gets some extra gardening done, the redhead goes to a bar, and the blonde goes home to find her husband having sex with the female boss! She quietly sneaks out of the house and returns at her normal time.

            "That was fun," says the brunette. "We should do it again sometime."

            "No way," says the blonde. "I almost got caught."

            金發女子、褐發女子和紅發女子在同一家公司上班,他們的女上司總是下班很早。
            一天,褐發女子說,“明天我們早點下班吧,反正老板也不會知道。”
            第二天,她們等上司一走就離開了。褐發女子整理了一下花園,紅發女子去了酒吧,金發女子回到家并發現她的女上司正和她的丈夫偷情。她趕緊溜出家并在正常的時間回去。
            第三天,褐發女子說,“真有趣,我們真應該多提前下班幾次。”
            金發女子說,本帖隱藏的內容
            “不可能了,我差點就被逮著了。”



                                                                   

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