英語幽默小故事帶翻譯：Fishing in vain 沒有魚可釣（中英雙語）
32.Fishing in vain
32.沒有魚可釣
Two Texans went up to Minnesota to go ice fishing.After setting up their tent，they started to cut a hole in the ice. As they pulled the cord on their chain saw，they heard a voice from above:"There are no fish under the ice.”
兩位德克薩斯人一起北上到明尼蘇達(dá)進(jìn)行冰上釣魚。支起帳篷后，他們便在冰上鑿了個窟窿。正當(dāng)他們拉鏈鋸上的魚線時，從他們的頭頂上傳來了一個聲音:“冰下無魚。”
When they pulled the cord again，the same voice intoned:"There are no fish under the ice. "
他們又去拉魚線，這時又傳來了同樣的聲音:“冰下無魚。”
"Is that you，God?"they asked in awe.
這次可把這兩人嚇壞了，他們問:“是你嗎，上帝?”
"No,"came the reply. "I own this ice rink-and I can tell you that there are no fish under the ice.”
“不，”那個聲音說，“我是這冰湖的主人，我可以告訴你們冰下無魚。”
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