英語幽默笑話大全時尚生活篇先鋒運動5：滑板車(雙語閱讀)
第三部分 先鋒運動
Unit 5 Skateboarding 滑板車
英語幽默笑話大全時尚生活篇5：滑板車(雙語閱讀)
People do not know fhe blessing of health till they lose it.
失去健康，方知健康為福。
A young man has ,just gW his擊fiver's permit and wants to drive the car.
一個年輕人考取了駕駛執照，想開家里的車。)
A:Dad，rnay I use the car，please?
爸爸，我用一下車，以嗎?
B:Now，let's make a deal.
現在，讓我們訂個協議。
A:OK.
好吧。
B:If you bring your grades from a C to a B-average，study your Bible a little，and get your hair cui，then you can talk about the car with me.
你把你的平均成績從C提到B，多學一點兒《圣經》，而且剪掉你的長頭發，然后我們再談汽車的事。
A:Well，1 think I will settle for the offer.
好吧，我接受。
(After two months the boy came back.
兩個月以后，那孩子回家了。)
B:OK，Have you ever done what I told you to do son ?
好吧，你按我說的做了嗎，兒子?
A:Of course，I did.
當然了。
B:Well，I've been really proud of you. You've brought your grades up,and I have observed that you've been studying your Bible and partici-pating a lot more in the Bible study class on Sunday morning.
太好了，我真為你驕傲，你的成績上去了，我看你正在學習《圣經》，并且更多地參與了星期天上午的《圣經》學習班。
A:Because I am eager to drive the car.
是因為我太想開車了。
B:But I am really disappointed seeing that you haven't got you hair cut.
但我真的很遺憾你沒有把頭發剪掉。
A:You know，Dad，I've been thinking about that，and I've notice d in my studies of the Bible that Samson had long hair, Moses had long hair, John had long hair, and there is even strong argument that Je-sus himself had long hair.
你要知道，爸爸，我想那樣做，但學《圣經》時，我注意到薩遜留長頭發，摩西留長頭發，約翰也留長頭發，甚至耶穌他自己很可能也留了長頭發。
B:Perhaps.But they walked every where they went!
也許是這樣。但他們去哪兒都是走著去的。
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