外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹22：報復 (中英)
In the army a company of soldiers decided to have some fun with their company cook, a short, fat, very un-martial young man. So every morning before he woke up, one of them would defecate into his boot. The amazing thing was that the cook accepted this treatment silently. Every morning he would clean out his boot and go to work as if nothing was wrong.
軍隊里的一個連的士兵決定捉弄捉弄他們連的炊事員，一個又矮又胖又弱小的年輕人。就這樣，每天早上在他睡醒之前，一個士兵會往他的靴子里大便。令人吃驚的是這個炊事員平靜地接受了這種待遇。每天早上他都會弄干凈他的靴子然后若無其事地去工作。
After several weeks of this, the soldiers began to tire of the game; it wasn't very much fun because the cook never reacted, and they were beginning to feel guilty as well. So they sent a delegation to apologize to him and promise to mend their ways. The cook heard them out, and then said, "You are going to stop shitting in my boots? Fine, then I will stop pissing in your coffee.”
就這樣過了幾個星期，士兵們開始厭煩了這種游戲。因為那個炊事員從來沒有任何反應，使得這種捉弄根本沒那么有意思，也讓他們覺得有些內疚。所以，他們派了一個代表去向那個炊事員道歉并保證以后不再那么做了。當那個炊事員聽他們說出了真相后說:“你們真的不往我的靴子里大便了?那好吧，那我也不再往你們的咖啡里小便了。”
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