Blind Date 相親
After being with her all evening， the man couldn't take another minute with his blind date. Earlier， he had secretly arranged to have a friend call him to the phone so he would have an excuse to leave.When he returned to the table， he lowered his eyes， put on a grim expression and said， "I have some bad news. My grandfather just died.""Thank heavens，" his date replied. "If yours hadn't， mine would have had to！"
和盲約對象呆了一晚上后，男人再也受不了了。他事先安排了個朋友給他打電話，這樣他就能借故先離開了。當他回到桌邊，他垂下眼睛，裝出一副陰沉的表情，說：“有個不幸的消息，我的祖父剛剛去世了?！薄爸x天謝地！”他的約會對象說，“如果你的祖父不死，我的祖父就得死了！”
英語 娛樂
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