懶惰的加菲貓喜歡賴床-看漫畫學英語之加菲貓[5]--雙語幽默漫畫
garfield:and now!the great odini shall escape from the watery chamber of death.
偉大的奧迪尼應該能夠逃離水艙之死。
garfield:rats!i woke up.i swear this happens to me every day!
加菲貓：老鼠，我醒來了。我詛咒這種情況每天都發生在我身上。
garfield:it's another "hurts-to-move"morning.
加菲貓：這是另外一個起床所帶來痛苦的早晨。
garfield:i'd say my eyelids weigh about 38 pounds...each.
加菲貓：我想說我的每個眼皮約重38磅。
jon:garfield!time to get up!
喬恩：加菲貓！該起床了！
garfield:garfield's gone!the hogs ate him!
加菲貓：加菲貓不見了，豬吃了它1
jon:rise and shine,fella!
喬恩：太陽都升起來了，陽光都照到屁股上了，伙計！
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