趣味英語：老外如何辨別中國人（4）
56.you like chinese films in their original undubbed versions. 你喜歡沒有配過音的中國電影.
57.you love chinese martial arts films. 你喜歡中國功夫片.
58.you've learnt some form of martial arts. 你會一些中國武術
59.shaolin actually means something to you.少林對你來說是有特別含義的
60.you like congee with thousand-year-old eggs. 你喜歡很老的蛋配的粥. (what?)應該是皮蛋瘦肉粥吧
61.you prefer your shrimp with the heads and legs still attached. 你喜歡有頭尾的蝦.
62.you never call your parents just to say hi. 你從不為了問聲好而給你父母打電話. (失實嚴重, 這個老外認識的中國人都太摳門了, 連個國際長途也省, bs之)
63.if you don"t live at home,when your parents call,they ask if you"ve eaten,even if it's midnight.如果你不在家, 你的父母會打電話問你“吃了嗎”, 就算半夜12點也不例外.
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