下回你該追著出租跑省得更多
"You will be pleased with me today, mother," said Dick to his mother, coming home from school. "I saved on fares. I didn't go to school by bus, I ran all the way after it."
"Well," said his mother laughing, "Next time you should run after a taxi, you will save much more."
“媽，今兒你準為我高興，”放學回家時，狄克對媽媽說，“我省了車票。上學我沒坐公交車，一路追著它跑去了。”
“行啊，”媽媽大笑著說，“下回你該追著出租跑，那才省得更多呢。”
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