咱們現在這算有點進展了

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A psychiatrist said to his patient, "Mr. Patient, I understand that you have a problem. Your problem is that you always contradict whatever other people say or do, right?" And Mr. Patient said, "No, that's not right." So the psychiatrist said, "OK! Then I must be mistaken, eh?" And the patient replied, "No! No! You're not!"

And the psychiatrist said, "Oh, oh, oh, I got it. I got it. You're contradicting everything I say." And the patient said, "No, you're being ridiculous! You're crazy!"

So the psychiatrist said, "I see, I see. Then you're perfectly sane, right? You're not crazy, right?" And the patient said, "No. No. I'm crazy as a loon." Then the psychiatrist said,

"Oh, yeah, now we're making some progress here!"
一位精神病大夫問病人：“這位先生，我了解到你有個情況，就是別人無論說什么或做什么，你總是反對，是么？”而病人說：“不是，說得不對。”于是大夫說：“行，那我肯定搞錯了，好？”病人回答說：“不，不，你沒錯！”
　　然后大夫說：“好好好，我懂了，我懂了，你正在反駁我說的每句話。”而病人說：“不對，是你太可笑了！你瘋了！”
　　于是大夫說：“我明白，我明白。那么你是完全正常的，對么？你沒瘋，對么？”病人說：“不對，不對，我瘋得像只傻鳥。”大夫緊跟著說：“喲，挺好，那咱們現在這算有點進展了！”

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