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        爆笑英語幽默笑話精選28: I'm Glad我很高興(英漢雙語笑話)

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        28.I'm Glad

        28.我很高興

        A Sunday school teacher was telling her pupils the importance of making others glad."Now,children,"said she,"has anyone of you ever made someone else glad?"

        學(xué)校的老師正在對學(xué)生講使別人高興的重要性。“現(xiàn)在,孩子們,”她說:“她們當中有誰讓別人高興過?”

        "Please,teacher:said a small boy,:I’ve made someone glad yesterday."

        “我,老師,”一個小男孩說:“昨天我就使別人高興過。”

        "Well done.  Who was that”

        “做得好。是誰呢?”

        "My granny."

        “我奶奶。”

        "Good boy.  Now tell us how you made your grandmother glad."

        “好孩子。現(xiàn)在告訴我們,你是怎樣使你奶奶高興的。”

        "Please,teacher,I went to see her yesterday,and stayed with her three hours.Then I said to her,‘Granny, I’m going home’,and she said,‘Well,I'm glad!’”
         

        “是這樣的,老師。我昨天去看她,在她那兒待了三個小時。然后我跟她說:‘奶奶,我要回家了。’她說:‘啊,我很高興!’”

         

         

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