爆笑英語(yǔ)幽默笑話精選29： Alexander the Great亞歷山大大帝（英漢雙語(yǔ)笑話）

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29. Alexander the Great

29.亞歷山大大帝

Landon had made an unsuccessful attempt at the recitation，and the doctor，somewhat nettled，said:“Landon，you don't seem to be getting on very fast in this subject. You seem to lack ambition.Why，at your age Alexander the Great had conquered half the world.

蘭登作了一次不成功的朗誦。教授有點(diǎn)不悅，對(duì)他說(shuō)道:“蘭登，你在這門課上好像進(jìn)步不大，你好像缺乏志向。亞歷山大大帝在你這個(gè)年齡可已經(jīng)征服了半個(gè)世界。”

"Yes，”said Landon，"he couldn’t help it，for you will recall the fact, doctor, that Alexander the Great had Aristotle for a teacher.”

“是啊，”蘭登說(shuō)，“他沒(méi)法不那樣。教授先生，您回想一下史實(shí)，亞歷山大大帝有亞里士多德做他的老師。”

recitation

n.[U][C]背誦，朗誦，當(dāng)眾吟誦

nettle

vt.惹怒,使惱火

ambition

n.[U][C]雄心，抱負(fù);野心

conquer

vt.&vi.得勝，勝利;攻克，攻取

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