你看上去足足年輕了20歲
When I was 28，I was teaching English to high school freshmen in a schoolswheresoccasionally the faculty and staff were allowed to dress down.
One of those days，I donned a sweatshirt and slacks.A student camein and his eyes widened.
″Wow！″heexclaimed.″You should wear clothes like that everyday.You look twenty，maybe even thirty years younger！″
28歲那年，我在一所高中教一年級(jí)學(xué)生英語(yǔ)。這所學(xué)校允許教職員工有時(shí)不必穿得那么正式。
一天，我穿了一件運(yùn)動(dòng)衫和一條休閑褲。一個(gè)學(xué)生進(jìn)來(lái)看見后，瞪大了眼睛。
“哇哦！”他大呼小叫地說(shuō)：“你該天天這么穿。你看上去足足年輕了20歲，甚至30歲呢！”
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