外國(guó)最新英語(yǔ)幽默笑話精粹74：原來(lái)如此(中英)

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I once lived in Arizona near Fort Huachuca, an army installation. Our street consisted mainly of mobile homes with small yards，but grass was difficult to grow in that climate, especially with the many children and dogs romping through the neighborhood. One lawn stood out. however. It was green and lush with neat rows of flowers. I was puzzled how the owner managed to do it until I noticed a sign in the yard. It read: "Danger一Minefield.”

我在亞利桑那州化奇卡要塞附近的一個(gè)軍隊(duì)駐扎地住過(guò)一段時(shí)間。街道兩邊主要是帶有小型庭院的移動(dòng)房屋，但是由于氣候的原因，尤其是許多頑童還有狗四處亂竄，所以青草很難生長(zhǎng)。然而，有一片草地幸免于難，長(zhǎng)得郁郁蔥蔥，還間隔著一排排鮮花。讓我疑惑不已的是主人用了什么妙方呢?當(dāng)我注意到放在庭院里的一塊牌子時(shí)就不覺(jué)得奇怪了，上面寫(xiě)著:“危險(xiǎn)—雷區(qū)。”

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