外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹75：出人意料的答案(中英)
A math teacher had been teaching his class all about fractions for the past week，and now he wanted to find out how much they had been able to remember, so he asked one of the boys in the class, "if I cut a piece of meat into two pieces, what would I get?"
有位數學老師上個星期教授的全是有關分數的問題?，F在，他想知道學生能記得多少，所以他就問班上的一個男生:“假如我把一塊肉切成兩半，結果是多少?”
"Halves,"answered the student at once.
學生立刻回答:“兩個二分之一片。”
"Good,"said the teacher, "Robert，if 1 cut each piece in half again?"
老師說:“很好，如果我把每一片再切成兩片呢?”
"Fourths," answered Robert.
下一個學生說:“四個四分之一片。”
"Yes，”said the teacher, nodding to the next boy. "And again?"
老師往下問:“羅伯特，假如我再切一次呢?”
"Eighths.”
羅伯特回答:“八個八分之一片。”
“Yes，”said the teacher, nodding to the next boy. "And again`?"
老師一面說:“正確!”一面向另外一名同學點頭，問道:“再切一次呢?”
"Sixteenths, sir, was the answer.”
回答是:“老師，十六個十六分之一片。”
"Good ,”said the teacher. "And 1more,，Lisa?"
老師說:“很好，再切一次呢，莉薩?”
"Thirty一seconds ,”answered Lisa after thinking for a few seconds.
莉薩想了一會兒說:“三十二個三十二分之一片。”
"Yes, that’s right. And again?" the teacher continued.
老師又繼續說:“對了，再切一次呢?”
"Hamburger meat ,”answered the last student，who thought that all of these questions were becoming a little silly.
最后一個同學回答道:“那就變成肉餡了!”這個學生認為所有這些問題都有點可笑!、
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