所有的門窗都關(guān)上了。
Interviewer:Imagine you are in a locked room,and all the doors and windows are closed.How can you escape if the room catches fire？
John:Simple!Stop imagining.
面試官：想象一下，你被鎖在一間屋子里，所有的門窗都關(guān)上了。如果屋子著火了，你怎么逃出去？
約翰：簡單，停止想象。
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