腦移植手術(shù)
The Brain Surgeon was about to perform a brain transplant. You have your choice of two brains, he told the patien. For $1000 you can have the brain of a psychologist, or for $10,000 you can have the brain of a politician.
The patient was amazed at the huge difference in price. Is the brain of a politician that much better? he asked.
The Brain Surgeon replied, No, it’s not better, just unused.
腦移植手術(shù)
一個(gè)外科醫(yī)生正要作一個(gè)腦移植手術(shù)。 你可以從兩個(gè)腦子中選一個(gè)給你。醫(yī)生告訴病人，一個(gè)心理學(xué)家的大腦1000美元，一個(gè)政治家的大腦10000美元。
病人很驚訝二者之間這樣大的差別，政治家的大腦好一些嗎？他問(wèn)。
醫(yī)生說(shuō)，不是好一些，只是沒(méi)有用過(guò)。
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