超搞笑的句子，中英對(duì)照

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1.money is not the problem, the problem is money!
1.錢不是問題，問題是沒錢!

2. burn incense and may not necessarily be a monk, but also may be the panda ...
2.燒香的不一定是和尚，還可能是熊貓...

3. drunk who has not satisfied me, i will help the wall!
3.喝醉了我誰(shuí)也不服,我就扶墻!

4. i lie like a fly in the glass, the future is bright, but can not find a way out.
4.我就像一只趴在玻璃上的蒼蠅，前途一片光明，但又找不到出路.

5. who says i am white, thin, beautiful ~ i like his good friend ~
5.誰(shuí)說(shuō)我白，瘦，漂亮~我就跟他做好朋友~

6.: the past, took off his underwear to see buttocks; now, unplug buttocks to see underwear ... ...
6.關(guān)于丁字褲：以前，脫下內(nèi)褲看屁股;現(xiàn)在，拔開屁股看內(nèi)褲……

7. "what is the optimists who?" "the teapot is like ............... like red buttocks were burned and he still has feelings whistle!"
7."什么叫樂觀派的人?""這個(gè)...............就像茶壺一樣，屁股都燒得紅紅的，他還有心情吹口哨!"

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