音樂天才
Musical Ability
During a flood in California, a TV writer whose home was washed away discovered he had musical talent．
"My wife held on to a bed and floated down the canyon,"he said to a friend．
"How does that prove you have musical ability?"
"I accompanied her on the piano．"
音樂天才
在加利福尼亞的一場洪水中，一個家被洪水沖走的電視節目撰稿人發現他自己有音樂天才。
“我的妻子抓住一張床，漂下了峽谷。”他對一個朋友說。
“那怎么能證明你有音樂才能呢？”
“我抓住鋼琴，陪她一起漂下去了。”
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