英語笑話:洗蘋果

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導語：笑話讓人快樂^_^中西方人的笑點不一樣，也許你覺得捧腹大笑的笑話，老外也許還納悶中：“很好笑嗎？”老外笑的掉淚的笑話，我們也許覺得“好冷”。歸根到底就是中西文化的不同，所以呢，看笑話也能學到知識喲(*^__^*)……下面就隨英語笑話小編一起來欣賞這則英語笑話吧(*^__^*) ……

　　Father: Jack, why do you drink so much water?　

　　Jack: I have just had an apple, Dad.

　　Father: What's that got to do with it?

　　Jack: I forgot to wash the apple.

　　爸爸：杰克，你為什么喝那么多水？

　　杰克：爸爸，我剛剛吃了一個蘋果。

　　爸爸：這和你喝水有什么關系？

　　杰克：我忘了洗蘋果了。

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