我們想在出事故前趕緊到達目的地
Harry and Lloyd were speeding down the road. A police car pulled them over.
"Why on earth were you driving so fast?" the policeman yelled.
"Our brakes are no good-so we wanted to get there before we had an accident!"
哈利和勞埃德正超速行駛。一個警察攔住了他們。
“你們為什么開得這么快？警察吼道。
“我們的剎車失靈了我們想在出事故前趕緊到達目的地。
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