兩個男人
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Two Men
A party of visitors were being shown round a lunatic asylum．They came across one individual in the grounds, with wild eyes, dishevelled hair, feverishly endeavouring to catch flies and keep them in his pocket．
"His was a sad case," said the attendant．"Whilst he was at the war his wife abandoned his home and ran off with another man．"
"Terrible," said a visitor．
Presently they came to a padded cell, in which could be heard a raging as of a wild beast．
"That's the other man," said the attendant．
兩個男人
一群游客被領著參觀一所瘋人院。在院子里他們遇見一個人，他長著一雙瘋狂的眼睛，頭發蓬亂，正狂熱地設法逮住蒼蠅，把它們裝在他的口袋里。
“他的病很慘，”陪同人說。“在他當兵打仗的時候，他的妻子拋下他的家和另一個男人私奔了。”
“真可怕，”一個游客說。
不久他們來到一間安上軟墊的小屋前，聽見里面傳出野獸般的怒吼。
“這就是那另一個男人，”陪同人說。
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