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        135. Hunting Skills

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          Two Russian hunters meet. "I shot a gigantic bear yesterday," says Ivan. "Look at the hide!"

          "How do you find such huge bears?" Sergei asks.

          "Easy," says Ivan. "You stand in front of a cave and whistle. When the bear comes out, you shoot."

          Weeks later the two meet again. Sergei is covered in bandages. "Didn't you follow my advice?" Ivan asks.

          "Sure I did. I stood, in front of a cave and whistled, " Sergei replies.

          "And what came out?"

          "To me, "says Sergei, "it looked like the Trans-Siberian Express."

        Notes:

          (1) hide n.獸皮

          (2) bandage n.繃帶

          (3) whistle v.吹哨子;鳴笛

          (4) Trans-Siberian Express 穿越西伯利亞的快車

        Exercises:

        根據短文判斷下列句子正(T)、(F):

          ① Ivan shot a gigantic bear yesterday.

          ② Ivan showed Sergei the hide of the bear.

          ③ Ivan taught Sergei how to hunt huge bears.

          ④ Sergei didn't follow Ivan' s advice.

          ⑤ Sergei was hit by a train.

        135. 打獵的技巧

          兩個俄國獵人相遇。“我昨天打了一只巨熊,”伊凡說,“看看這獸皮!”

          “你是如何發現這么大的熊的?”謝爾蓋問道。

          “簡單,”伊凡說,“你站在一個洞前并吹哨子。熊出來時你就開槍。”

          幾周后,兩人見面了。謝爾蓋渾身纏滿了繃帶。“難道你沒有聽我的建議?”伊凡問。

          “我當然是按你的建議做的。我站在一個洞前并吹哨子,”謝爾蓋回答說。

          “出來了什么?”

          “向著我來的,”謝爾蓋說,“像是穿越西伯利亞的快車。”

        練習參考答案:

        ①T②F③T④F⑤T

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