爆笑英語幽默笑話精104：Im itation模仿（英漢雙語笑話）
104. Im itation
104.模仿
A schoolboy went home with a pain in his stomach. "Well，sit down and eat your tea，”said his mother. "Your stomach’s hurting because it’s empty. It'll be all right when you’ve got something in it.”
一個男孩放學回家時，覺得肚子痛。“來，坐下，吃點點心，”媽媽說，“你肚子痛是因為肚子是空的。吃點東西就會好的。”
Shortly afterwards Dad came in from the office，complaining of a headache.
一會兒，男孩的爸爸下班回家了，說是頭痛。
"That’s because it's empty，”said his bright son.“You’d be all right if you had something in it.”
“你頭痛是因為你的腦袋是空的，”他那聰明的兒子說，“里面裝點東西，就會好的。”
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