英語笑話:長壽快樂的秘訣
導語：笑話讓人快樂^_^中西方人的笑點不一樣，也許你覺得捧腹大笑的笑話，老外也許還納悶中：“很好笑嗎？”老外笑的掉淚的笑話，我們也許覺得“好冷”。歸根到底就是中西文化的不同，所以呢，看笑話也能學到知識喲(*^__^*)……下面就隨英語笑話小編一起來欣賞這則英語笑話吧(*^__^*) ……
A woman said to an old man. "I couldn't help noticing how happy you look. What's your secret for a long happy life?"
"I smoke 3 packs of cigarettes a day, drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods, and never exercise."
"That's amazing. How old are you?"
"26."
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