那是我們的營業時間。
Customer:I’ve been ringing 07002300 for 2 days and can’t get through to enquiries,can you help?
Operator:Where did you get that number form,sir?
Customer:It was on the door to the Travel Centre.
Operator:Sir,they are our opening hours.
顧客：我撥07002300撥了兩天都沒人接，怎么回事呀？
接線員：先生，請問您在哪看到這個號碼的？
顧客：旅行社門上。
接線員：先生，那是我們的營業時間。
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