把它堵在里面 I'm Trying to Stop It
I'm Trying to Stop It
“Boy， why have you got cotton-wool in your ear？ Is it infected？”
“No， sir， but you said yesterday that everything you told me went in one ear and out the other ， so I am trying to stop it.”
“孩子，你為什么用棉花塞住耳朵？它感染了嗎？”
“沒有，老師。可是你昨天說你告訴我的知識都是一個耳朵里進，一個耳朵里出，所以我要把它堵在里面。”
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