外國(guó)最新英語(yǔ)幽默笑話精粹79：蜜月新人(中英)
A pair of honeymooners checked into the Watergate Hotel in Washington，D. C. That night，as the husband was about to turn off the light, his bride asked，"Do you think this room is bugged?"
一對(duì)正在度蜜月的新婚夫婦到華盛頓的水門(mén)旅館登記住宿。當(dāng)天晚上，丈夫剛要熄燈，新娘子問(wèn)道:“你看這個(gè)房間會(huì)不會(huì)裝有竊聽(tīng)器?”
"That was a long time ago, sweetheart，”he reassured her.
“親愛(ài)的，那都是過(guò)去的事了。”丈夫安慰她。
"But what if there’s a microphone somewhere? I'd he so embarrassed.”
“可要是什么地方藏著傳聲器，那該怎么辦呢?那叫人多不好意思啊!”
So the groom searched under the tables and behind the pictures. Then he turned back the nig. Sure enough，there was a funny一looking gizmo in the floor. He took out the screws, got rid of the hardware，and climbed into bed.
所以新郎就在桌子底下和掛畫(huà)后面的墻壁上搜查了一遍。然后他翻開(kāi)了地毯。果然，地板中有個(gè)外表奇特的小玩意兒。他擰下螺絲，卸掉零件，就爬進(jìn)了被窩。
The next morning the newly weds were awakened by a hotel clerk who wanted to know if they had slept well.
第二天早上，這對(duì)新人被旅館的工作人員叫醒了，他問(wèn)他們晚上是否睡的好。
"We did,” replied the groom." Why do you ask?"
“睡的好啊，“新郎回答到:“你為什么要問(wèn)這個(gè)問(wèn)題呢?”
"It’s rather unusual.” The clerk answered, "last night the couple in the room below yours had a chandelier fall on them.”
“這太不尋常了，”工作人員說(shuō)道:“昨天夜里有盞枝型吊燈落下去，砸在了你們樓下那對(duì)夫婦身上。”
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